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Almighty_Chris97
  • Town/Country : Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Almighty_Chris97 : How much dose a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Chris. :D

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Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

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