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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 219
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30484) - you deserved it (4274)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47706) - you deserved it (4303)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States



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