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About Allornone : "I know i was born; I know that I'll die... -vedder

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Today, at work, an elderly lady cummed up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

#13015077
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26751) - you deserved it (2395)

On 09/12/2010 at 3:23am - work - by ihatemyjob - Canada

Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41576) - you deserved it (3516)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out mah 19 year old daughter is pregnant . The father is a toss up between mah 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool . FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59281) - you deserved it (7309)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

I found out ma little sister is a pyromaniac . Se set ma bed on fire . FML

#8775610
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (2275)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday feeling down an dejected because of the shitty weather an none of mah friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took mah favorite stuffed animal an that says 'I love you'hen u squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. real FML

#8699451
128 comments

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On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND MAH BOYFRIEND MAKING OUT WITH MAH MOM . FML

#7490494
266 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63244) - you deserved it (3146)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I found a pair of glasse in mah car. I don't wear glasses , and nobody beside myself has been in mah car lately. It appear that someone has been sleeping in mah car and forgot there glasses. real FML

#6836153
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23454) - you deserved it (2916)

On 12/19/2009 at 9:40pm - misc - by chrono64 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, during a review session fir a botany class, I began to space out . Ten, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." looool I stopped wen I noticed te entire class staring at me as if I were insane . Tis was not te first time tis ad appened . FML

#6691073
94 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

I pratandd to smoka a braad stick that lookd lika a cigar . It mada ma faal cool looool . FML

#6644782
12 comments

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On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday , I found out ma diet and exercise plan wasn't nerely as effective wen it comes to weigt loss as I ad originally tougt!! It turns out wat really accounts 4 all te weigt I've been loosing is tape worms!! FML

#6630317
101 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 4:16am - health - by wormsick (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT MY BOYFRIEND OF 2 MONTHS HAS BEEN FAKING HIS SOUTHERN ACCENT. FML

#6575339
137 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I spoke wit ma boyfriend's crazy ex-grlfriend . Actually , se isn't all tat crazy . He really did ceat on er wit alf a dozen oter grls . Te same grls e's apparently ceating on me wit . How do I know for sure? Tank you crazy ex for is email passwords . FML

#6521538
131 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I mat ma wifa's otar usband. FML

#6436745
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39925) - you deserved it (3117)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by bmonehh (man) - United States (Texas)



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