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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Alliente : "Did you just call that a scone?... Do you know what a scone is?...A SCONE IS BREAD. BREAD YOU EAT WITH TEA. THIS IS NOT A SCONE AND IT WILL NEVER BE A SCONE. This... This a beautiful dessert, a cone filled with cream, chocolate chips and nuts... It's cannoli, which is Italian. Italian, for Pete's sake! How do you even confuse the two?!??"

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