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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 742
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlliTheKat : So about me you say? Well...

I'm a lady of 18 years
Of the average height and the average fears
I love hockey, the LA Kings
But this is just to name a few things
I love it when they drop the bass
I love to dance, just name the place
I love SirBizzle
He's off da hizzle
Poor rhyme, I know
But it just goes to show
I can make anything rhyme
If I just take the time
I love to write, I can make you feel
Feel the emotions as if the plot were quite real
I like creepy things, the Bates Motel
I'm kinda dorky, have you noticed, can you tell?
I love to laugh, but I'm very sad
That there won't be anymore Breaking Bad
I like to be social, but I'm a bad texter
Cuz I'd rather sit and watch, that one show named Dexter
Sometimes I like to just lie in bed
And binge watch all of The Walking Dead
That's some of me, so I'll leave it up to you
Message me, it's nice meet you, how do you do?

Hockey fans; let's be friends :)

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AlliTheKat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML


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On 11/07/2014 at 12:47am - health - by jj - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume, a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up for dressing like a member of the KKK. FML


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On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36101) - you deserved it (10536)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42112) - you deserved it (2949)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48765) - you deserved it (4319)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47996) - you deserved it (3842)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40924) - you deserved it (9492)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44212) - you deserved it (6572)

On 08/29/2014 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by SCARRED (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37115) - you deserved it (5740)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by lonely loser (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

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