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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1944
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlliTheKat : So about me you say? Well...

I'm a lady of 19 years
Of the average height and the average fears.
I love hockey, the LA Kings,
But this is just to name a few things.
I love Martin Jones, but he has been traded!
From a King to a Shark, it's a bit complicated.
I love a good bass drop, a synth, and a snare
Join me in this music, that is, if you dare.
I love to write and I can make you feel
Feel the emotions as if the plot were quite real.
I love creepy things, like the Bates Motel.
I'm kinda dorky, have you noticed, can you tell?
I love to laugh, but I'm very sad,
That there won't be anymore Breaking Bad.
But as I sit here and remain a bit mad,
I've taken up watching American Dad!
That's some of me, so I'll leave it up to you,
Message me, it's nice meet you, how do you do?

Hockey fans; let's be friends :)

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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AlliTheKat's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23184) - you deserved it (2753)

On 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by weldingmachine217 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML


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On 11/11/2015 at 6:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I drove in heavy rain for the first time, by myself. I had been told to drive below the speed limit, and be extra careful of the cars around me. Nobody had told me about thunder scaring a cow that would then escape from the corral and hit my car. FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 10:24pm - animals - by damaged - United States (California)

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML


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On 11/03/2015 at 6:42am - work - by LadyLou (woman) - Australia

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML


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On 11/02/2015 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22371) - you deserved it (2133)

On 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm - misc - by 2pale - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped my phone between my legs and tried to catch it with my thighs. Instead, the phone fell through just as I crushed my own balls with my legs. FML


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On 10/30/2015 at 1:01pm - health - by MedChew - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML


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On 10/26/2015 at 12:42am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (3502)

On 10/23/2015 at 12:05am - work - by Embarrassed ass. (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had such a big hiccup that I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22637) - you deserved it (3272)

On 10/20/2015 at 5:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML

Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML


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On 10/19/2015 at 7:10am - animals - by bluebelle - Australia

Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (2553)

On 10/17/2015 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML

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