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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 458
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlliTheKat : So about me you say? Well...

I'm a lady of 18 years
Of the average height and the average fears
I love hockey, the LA Kings
But this is just to name a few things
I love it when they drop the bass
I love to dance, just name the place
I love SirBizzle
He's off da hizzle
Poor rhyme, I know
But it just goes to show
I can make anything rhyme
If I just take the time
I love to write, I can make you feel
Feel the emotions as if the plot were quite real
I like creepy things, the Bates Motel
I'm kinda dorky, have you noticed, can you tell?
I love to laugh, but I'm very sad
That there won't be anymore Breaking Bad
I'm not exactly the most avid texter
Because I'd rather sit and watch that one show named Dexter
That's some of me, so I'll leave it up to you
Message me, it's nice meet you, how do you do?

Hockey fans; let's be friends :)

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