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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1804
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlliTheKat : So about me you say? Well...

I'm a lady of 19 years
Of the average height and the average fears.
I love hockey, the LA Kings,
But this is just to name a few things.
I love Martin Jones, but he has been traded!
From a King to a Shark, it's a bit complicated.
I love a good bass drop, a synth, and a snare
Join me in this music, that is, if you dare.
I love to write and I can make you feel
Feel the emotions as if the plot were quite real.
I love creepy things, like the Bates Motel.
I'm kinda dorky, have you noticed, can you tell?
I love to laugh, but I'm very sad,
That there won't be anymore Breaking Bad.
But as I sit here and remain a bit mad,
I've taken up watching American Dad!
That's some of me, so I'll leave it up to you,
Message me, it's nice meet you, how do you do?

Hockey fans; let's be friends :)

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Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML


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On 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm - animals - by aishyaslife89 - United States (Ohio)

Today, one of my coworkers tried to convince me to be a model for his "foot fetish parties". I politely declined, just as I had the day before, and the day before that. This will probably continue every day, since our schedules are nearly identical. FML

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML


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On 10/03/2015 at 3:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML


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On 10/02/2015 at 9:13pm - misc - by scarredforlife (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML


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On 09/30/2015 at 9:13am - misc - by Nick Pat (man) -

Today, I made some brownies to take over to my dad's place for his party. He started yelling at me when I told him I'd added a special ingredient for taste, demanding to know what I had slipped them. Cinnamon. It was cinnamon. FML

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML


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On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 12:10am - kids - by :| (woman) - New Zealand (Nelson)

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML


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On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, I came across the word "pegging". Not knowing what it meant, I googled it and got a very graphic explanation. Seconds later, I realised that the webpage URL actually included the sexual nature of the meaning. The IT department have logs of every page we visit. FML


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On 09/23/2015 at 8:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Malta

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML


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On 09/22/2015 at 5:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 8:24pm - love - by Jgfenix - United States (Colorado)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML


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On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML


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On 09/20/2015 at 11:00pm - animals - by spiderlady - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML


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On 09/19/2015 at 2:58pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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