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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1683
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlliTheKat : So about me you say? Well...

I'm a lady of 19 years
Of the average height and the average fears.
I love hockey, the LA Kings,
But this is just to name a few things.
I love Martin Jones, but he has been traded!
From a King to a Shark, it's a bit complicated.
I love a good bass drop, a synth, and a snare
Join me in this music, that is, if you dare.
I love to write and I can make you feel
Feel the emotions as if the plot were quite real.
I love creepy things, like the Bates Motel.
I'm kinda dorky, have you noticed, can you tell?
I love to laugh, but I'm very sad,
That there won't be anymore Breaking Bad.
But as I sit here and remain a bit mad,
I've taken up watching American Dad!
That's some of me, so I'll leave it up to you,
Message me, it's nice meet you, how do you do?

Hockey fans; let's be friends :)

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AlliTheKat's favorite FMLs

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm - health - by whovian221b (woman) - United States

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML


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On 08/23/2015 at 9:45am - love - by pontwa (man) - Australia

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML


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On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML


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On 08/20/2015 at 2:02am - love - by Catsfordays - United States (California)

Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML


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On 08/18/2015 at 6:55pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML


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On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by sonice (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML

Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML


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On 08/10/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML


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On 08/08/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by terrified (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML


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On 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm - misc - by I love L (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML


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On 08/07/2015 at 10:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML


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On 08/03/2015 at 10:14am - love - by Cygnus - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML


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On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

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