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Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37266) - you deserved it (5000)

On 04/07/2013 at 10:51am - work - by confused - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend, when my upstairs neighbor decided to take the longest piss known to man. He moaned the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38170) - you deserved it (4329)

On 03/16/2013 at 2:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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