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AllThingsBright_

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AllThingsBright_

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 393
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AllThingsBright_ : Girls, Comic Books & Video Games pretty much sums up my life.

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Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42026) - you deserved it (2687)

On 03/09/2013 at 5:35am - love - by Quiteannoyed (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26996) - you deserved it (45096)

On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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