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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AllStache : Well welcome I'm sure you came to read my description than look at my lovely cat. I love going to the beach and snowboarding. I am currently in Jr lifeguards so maybe one day I will save your life. If you haven't figured out my name yet it's All Mustache abbreviated.

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Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41450) - you deserved it (2995)

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