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AllKnowingBrett
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AllKnowingBrett : Hey I'm Brett, I just moved to Austin, Texas but i was born and raised in NYC. I'm 19 and Im an assistant physical therapist and a student at UT. I'm going to school for physical therapy along with a minor in art and music. I was in a band with a few of my friends and my baby sister, called blackout. I come on here when I'm bored at school or need a break from school work. if you want to know anything else message me, I'll respond.

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Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34980) - you deserved it (6705)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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