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Alice_Renee
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 34660
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Alice_Renee : I like to read, write and run. :) I also have ADHD.

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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
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I agree, your life sucks (34481) - you deserved it (113984)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching tv on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because "the dog can't see the TV." FML

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184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68576) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/24/2009 at 2:05pm - animals - by holly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML

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305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77912) - you deserved it (6672)

On 04/30/2009 at 11:11am - health - by buymeadrank (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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