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About AliasFan4Lyfe : im cool. i play soccer.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Monday 1 September 2014