About AliCat18 : Hi i am alexandra, i am here to help and give advice. not to judge. however if your being an a**hole then i will tell you! hopefully you will do the same to me. so if you need advice i am here. other then that have an awsome day! :) x
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Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm - work - by lions214 (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by NJ <3 - United States
Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States
Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)
Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)
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