AliCat18

Search for a member

AliCat18

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 April 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1996
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About AliCat18 : Hi i am alexandra, i am here to help and give advice. not to judge. however if your being an a**hole then i will tell you! hopefully you will do the same to me. so if you need advice i am here. other then that have an awsome day! :) x

AliCat18's page activity

Visits<b>tomtom375</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:04pm<b>joeyl2008</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 1:18pm<b>weraru</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 1:56am<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 5:52pm<b>Spike300</b> - the 04/15/2013 at 12:57am<b>Smariom</b> - the 02/09/2013 at 12:02pm<b>Seany_93</b> - the 01/17/2013 at 2:28pm<b>stevenmx86</b> - the 06/01/2012 at 12:45pm<b>slim_lady</b> - the 12/27/2011 at 10:20am<b>d_unsub</b> - the 12/21/2011 at 1:56pm<b>thedreamforce</b> - the 12/18/2011 at 4:13pm<b>aceman1992</b> - the 12/11/2011 at 3:59pm<b>danielle25</b> - the 12/11/2011 at 3:59pm<b>crush451</b> - the 12/10/2011 at 6:40pm<b>MLSFR</b> - the 12/04/2011 at 5:56am

AliCat18's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of AliCat18's badges

AliCat18's favorite FMLs

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

by toothpaste / 01/19/2012 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

by lions214 / 01/10/2012 at 8:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

by NJ <3 / 01/10/2012 at 10:34am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

by annoying / 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

by Mariah Heimann / 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

by lucas / 12/12/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

by Embarrassed Swimmer / 12/11/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

by lebato97 / 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous