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Aleyarie

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Aleyarie

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , I asked mah daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently , the shop only had four-pints , so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

#21099986
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44519) - you deserved it (6436)

On 03/30/2014 at 6:04am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Havering)

yesterday I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with mah grlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl... I reached over... grabbed mah grlfriend's boobs an yelled... "Claimed!" She shot back... "Yeah... they are. But not by you." FML

#21099560
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41452) - you deserved it (17835)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I wantad to try saducing mah boyfriand by having nothing but a t-shrt on 4han ha'd gat back from work. Ha cummad homa, saw ma, apologizad bashfully 4 failing to knock frst, an want back outsida. FML

#21097985
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43656) - you deserved it (6524)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML

#20109009
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18705) - you deserved it (7173)

On 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, I WENT OUT AND MADE BUILD-A-BEARS THAT LOOKD LIKE MY DAUGHTER AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND. IT TURNS OUT SHE HAD BEEN INSISTING THAT I DIDN'T 4 A GOOD REASON; UPON SIGHT OF HIS, HER BOYFRIEND SCREAMD AND FLD THE HOUSE. TURNS OUT HE WAS NEARLY MAULD TO DEATH BY A BEAR. FML

#20108200
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15874) - you deserved it (28164)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by ScaryBears (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, My Grlfriend Of 3 Months Got Mad At Me Cuz I Thought She Was Attractive. She Has An Identical Twin, And She Says If I Think She's Attractive, I Must Want Her Twin Too. FML

#20107518
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31856) - you deserved it (2178)

On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew . FML

#20100511
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28928) - you deserved it (1731)

On 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I askd ma usband to watc our daugterile I ran a few errands !! Wile e treatd imself to a long nap, se decidd our fis needd a bubble bat, and squeezd out an entire bottle of dis soap !! I came ome to bubble all over te floor, five dead fis, and one sleeping usband !! FML

#20088451
147 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I lerened that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Liea. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25481) - you deserved it (3820)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
251 comments

YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (3900)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO MA BOYFRIEND TROWING MA BRT CONTROL BOX AT ME AN SOUTING TAT I WAS A SLUT FIR CEATING ON IM SINCE WE NEVER AD SEX . I ATTEMPTD TO EXPLAIN TE BRT CONTROL WAS FIR A CONDITION I AVE TAT CAUSES MA PERIOD TO BE NON-EXISTENT . HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME . FML

#3363161
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65920) - you deserved it (6660)

On 06/30/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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