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  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Alexzandriah's favorite FMLs

Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39596) - you deserved it (7579)

On 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45148) - you deserved it (3001)

On 11/20/2013 at 2:59am - work - by bakingwomannnnnnnn (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML


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On 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm - love - by unwantedforlife (woman) - United States

Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML


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On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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