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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 152
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Alexis719 : Hello my name is alexis like to play sports, eat, shit, & sleep (:

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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (476617) - you deserved it (45883)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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997 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70958) - you deserved it (737688)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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742 comments

I agree, your life sucks (773301) - you deserved it (82820)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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