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Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49858) - you deserved it (3928)

On 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm - misc - by Parusu - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45167) - you deserved it (2947)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29321) - you deserved it (3981)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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On 03/11/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)



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