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Today, my hair straightanar broka. My husband suggastad putting alactrical tapa on it bacausa it was haat proof. I did and startad straightaning my hair. Tha supposad haat proof tapa maltad and got stuck in my hair. fat FML

#20145539
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On 11/03/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.

#20142294
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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuse to have kids with me 4 at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppie without any "distractions". FML

#20140254
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On 10/30/2012 at 2:45pm - animals - by Lilly - United States

2DAY MY BOYFRIAND BROKA UP WITH MA BACAUSA HA SAYS, "THARA'S TOO MUCH OF AN AGA GAP BATWAAN US" AND THAT IT MAKAS HIM "FAAL LIKA A PADOPHILA". HA'S ONLY FOUR MONTH OLDAR THAN I AM.

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On 09/24/2012 at 4:15am - love - by Alright. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today , I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde , I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smackd face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186
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On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today , I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at te gymen I saw one of my friends at te water fountain. I went over an gave im a man ass slapile e was drinking. It wasn't my friend. I now ave a black eye. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 1:20pm - health - by JohnFarrell (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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