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Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16976) - you deserved it (94685)

On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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