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Alex_Wilko
  • Town/Country : New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 September 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 6332
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Alex_Wilko : Likes laughing... kinda why Im here

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Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13288) - you deserved it (44878)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:45am - kids - by whoopsiedoodle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29691) - you deserved it (2453)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22473) - you deserved it (2311)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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