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AlexRen

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AlexRen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4768
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AlexRen : Hi, my name is Darian. Call me Ren. I'm a college student.
People classify me as a hipster, but I'm cool with that.
Let's get to know one another?

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AlexRen's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW MAH DAD WENT TO GET ME A HALLOWEEN COSTUME AND HASN'T COME HOME YET. THAT WAS 11 YERES AGO. WE'VE MOVED TWICE SINCE THEN. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40333) - you deserved it (2534)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was fooling around with mah husband on tha bd. I was axcitd as ha liftd mah arms up in a saductiva way, only to roll daodorant undar mah armpits.

#19337633
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13537) - you deserved it (33944)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, mah girlfriand fall aslaaphila giving ma haad. FML

#19335521
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (5412)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, mah girlfriand fall aslaaphila giving ma haad. FML

#19335521
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (5412)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway . When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air . After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out looool 4 not "taking the class seriously" . FML

#19290632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22720) - you deserved it (7558)

On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, my friend an I were playing football in te street, wen out of nowere a omeles man sucker punce me in te gut, grabs my football, an runs away lauging like a maniac.

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23375) - you deserved it (2609)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumpd me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23282) - you deserved it (2778)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, ( You like mah tushy, baby? ) ( I want to fellate you so bad, ) and ( You'll need some ice after this one. ) My boner practically retracted into mah body. FML

#18954927
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32926) - you deserved it (5166)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I Got To Say, "My Best Friend Hookd Up With My Step-sister's Grandma's Aunt" And Be Correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (2289)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44737) - you deserved it (3373)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, my husband askad ma, "Why do you lova ma?" I spant tha naxt fiva minutas spilling my haart an soul out to him. Aftar I'd askad tha sama quastion, ha lookad ma straight in tha aya an said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48893) - you deserved it (3767)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, AT THE BLACK FRIDAY SALE, A FULLY GROWN MAN HIT MAH 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER 4 AN XBOX . IN ANGER, I PUNCHED THE GUY AND GAVE HIM A BLOODY NOSE . I'M NOW BANNED FROM BEST BUY, AND MAH DAUGHTER HAS A CONCUSSION . MEGA FML

#18344232
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48934) - you deserved it (5923)

On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY , DAUGTER ASKD ME OW TO SPELL "ORANGE". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I REPLID. WITOUT MISSING A BEAT , SE SAYS "NO , I MEAN TE COLOUR , NOT TE FRUIT." SE IS 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41602) - you deserved it (7203)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)



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