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AlexRen

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AlexRen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4771
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AlexRen : Hi, my name is Darian. Call me Ren. I'm a college student.
People classify me as a hipster, but I'm cool with that.
Let's get to know one another?

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Today, mah husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own looool version of a wet-willy!! He creeped up on me as I was sleeping an wiggled his wet penis around in mah ear!! big fat FML

#20115322
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29296) - you deserved it (3652)

On 10/13/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstars. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16213) - you deserved it (61205)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find mah psycho ex-girlfriend in mah house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me an she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. mega FML

#20103889
139 comments

Taday in the middle of sex, mah boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

#20092519
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12103) - you deserved it (44962)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

yesterday as a pizza delivery guy, I was forced to see yet another naked 200 pound teenage girl with a serious case of body acne. They're starting to give me nightmares. FML

#20081849
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (3137)

On 09/21/2012 at 6:57am - work - by scarred for life - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, while having sex with grlfriend in the bathroom, we hered a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

#20053940
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23736) - you deserved it (12679)

On 09/02/2012 at 11:38am - intimacy - by scot - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49732) - you deserved it (3591)

On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25006) - you deserved it (6360)

On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

today I cama homa in taars aftar mah boyfriand admittd to chaating on ma. My dad told ma to sit down an tall him avarything. Ha's pratty accantric, so I wasn't fazd whan ha puttd on a pair of sunglassas. Whan I stoppd talking, I noticd his mouth was slightly agapa an ha was snoring. FML

#19934341
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26006) - you deserved it (2434)

On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today mah boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well until he tried to putted it in. A few minutes later he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

#19763294
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31500) - you deserved it (4952)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

Today, I took mah girlfriand to a family dinnar so sha could maat mah parants. Ovar tha dinnar, sha askad mah dad what's ha's baan up to sinca ha ratirad. Ha rapliad, "racraational gynacology, mah daar" an gava har a waird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32296) - you deserved it (2730)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today , I rear ended a cophile talking on mah cell phone. FML

#19541631
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7256) - you deserved it (82482)

On 04/28/2012 at 10:31am - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, Driving Home, I Got Bord And Startd Debating How I Know This Is Reality And Not Just A Dream, Even Though Dreams Often Seem Real. The Answer Cummd Quickly; In Mah Dreams, I Work Normal Hours And Have Time 4 Things Lyk Hanging Out With Friends, And Having A Girlfriend. FML

#19499711
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15892) - you deserved it (3435)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:56am - misc - by metalwolf - United States



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