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AlexRen

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AlexRen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4770
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AlexRen : Hi, my name is Darian. Call me Ren. I'm a college student.
People classify me as a hipster, but I'm cool with that.
Let's get to know one another?

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AlexRen's favorite FMLs

Today , I ran into mah sister,ho nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

#20179890
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31078) - you deserved it (3544)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today...hile giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace... a woman yelld from the back... asking mehy I'm not out starting looool a war somewhere. I stoppd talking an trid to pinpoint her in the crowd...hich she took as a sign to snort an call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

#20168119
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17362) - you deserved it (2165)

On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

2day I was severely chewed out by mah boss because, looool according to him, I look down on him too often!! I'm 6ft5!! FML

#20162604
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23238) - you deserved it (1575) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm - work - by makiju - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to fine that while I was passd out someone stole mah prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33300) - you deserved it (6048)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (1939)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I was playing Apple to Apple with my girlfriend and a few others !! The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic" !! Among other cards that were laid down in attempt to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card !! She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life" !! fat FML

#20157215
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20542) - you deserved it (4451)

On 11/10/2012 at 6:02am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27232) - you deserved it (2228)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I met someone really cool and thier departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless your schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML

#20140639
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26077) - you deserved it (2005)

On 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway !! That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside mah apartment complex 4 two hours, claiming to be mah "soulmate." FML

#20136351
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29743) - you deserved it (2416)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States

Today, my husband an I were told by our elderly nieghbor that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man saidhile patting his wife's arm with a smile, ( Carol usd to make noise like that too, back in the day. )

#20136326
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (6468)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER AVING A DREAM WIC INCLUDED SEX WIT A VERY OT GUY. I REALIZED IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET LAID, BECAUSE TE OT GUY WAS BROCK FROM POKÉMON. FML

#20119984
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31218) - you deserved it (6236)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today I found out that mah girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait fir us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

#20118231
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36880) - you deserved it (2230)

On 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by 3023-dang - United States

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to mah boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in mah sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. big fat FML

#20115885
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27107) - you deserved it (3853)

On 10/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Light Sleeper - United States (Indiana)



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