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  • Number of visits : 415
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlexM42 : On here for laughs mostly...

Also I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi. Actually, make that a lot.

If I offend you... I'm not sorry, I'm entitled to my opinion and it's your own fault that it bothers you

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Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML


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