About AlexKing17 : Student, taking my A-levels; History, Maths, Physics, Computing. I like to read, play video games, go out with friends and relax whenever I have spare time in between A-levels and part time work.
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Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML
by 404: fuck not given / 11/23/2014 at 11:34am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by bookworm / 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 10:37am / United States / Intimacy
by analgirl / 11/09/2014 at 8:31am / Love
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
by notsofriendly / 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by anonymous / 11/04/2014 at 7:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
by NoColor / 10/29/2014 at 9:09am / United States (California) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML
by youngboob / 10/21/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by bye loser / 10/20/2014 at 5:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by fizzie101 / 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by KO / 10/12/2014 at 12:45pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
- Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap… Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked… Today, after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping, I witnessed her modeling a "sexy…