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AlexEsc11

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 73
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlexEsc11 : Hi my name is Alex i like rap, and some rock, metal. Fozzy, Eminem, MGK, Metallica, Mac Miller, Mac Lethal. I'm a Star Wars, Marvel and DC guy.
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Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14835) - you deserved it (26776)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37993) - you deserved it (23359)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56590) - you deserved it (7952)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56825) - you deserved it (4372)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)



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