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AlexEsc11

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AlexEsc11
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlexEsc11 : I don't know what to put on these but. I'm a Marvel and DC guy and I like to draw
Feel free message me.

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AlexEsc11's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15167) - you deserved it (25464)

On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (2336)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26076) - you deserved it (8582)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (25905)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

#21249597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22814) - you deserved it (40125)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43353) - you deserved it (27657)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57994) - you deserved it (8019)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

#21182903
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57037) - you deserved it (4383)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)



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