Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 105
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Alepug8 : Im awesome and awkward(:

Alepug8's page activity

Visits<b>army_of_misfits</b> - the 07/13/2013 at 11:16pm<b>jaffvis</b> - the 05/31/2013 at 12:29am<b>haiipeople</b> - the 05/12/2013 at 7:30pm<b>ohhhhhhhhhyeah</b> - the 05/12/2013 at 5:16pm<b>kooldinosaur4427</b> - the 05/12/2013 at 5:06pm<b>jackson38</b> - the 05/10/2013 at 12:52am<b>beatlesgirl2u2</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 6:17pm<b>Dodrio</b> - the 05/07/2013 at 12:47am<b>brendejafulable</b> - the 05/07/2013 at 12:34am<b>nonameheffa</b> - the 05/06/2013 at 9:38pm<b>cat_marie</b> - the 05/06/2013 at 2:39pm<b>bballer4life895</b> - the 05/05/2013 at 10:43pm<b>infinity_beachy</b> - the 05/05/2013 at 7:42pm

Alepug8's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of Alepug8's badges

Alepug8's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23646) - you deserved it (4575)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: