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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Aleem : Today, I have been denied an FML and it really did happen. FML.

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Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39428) - you deserved it (2918)

On 07/26/2014 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44509) - you deserved it (4190)

On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

#21086220
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39734) - you deserved it (3595)

On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21211) - you deserved it (47710)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

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227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28420) - you deserved it (85107)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5484) - you deserved it (30935)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)



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