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Aleem
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, Florida
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Aleem : Today, I have been denied an FML and it really did happen. FML.

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Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38328) - you deserved it (3235)

On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19743) - you deserved it (45013)

On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (82810)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)



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