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Aleem

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Aleem

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22069) - you deserved it (36145)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML

Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML

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122 comments

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On 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm - misc - by mdsfkljsfsdrewr (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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122 comments

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On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I pretended to be deaf to a door to door salesman. He knew sign language. FML

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129 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56836) - you deserved it (3505)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm - animals - by homedoggieo (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28830) - you deserved it (85892)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

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74 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)



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