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About Alaskalex : Alex in Alaska, as the username implies. Don't talk shit about Alaska, it's rude.

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Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML


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On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML


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On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML


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On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML


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On 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML


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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I volunteered to tutor a 17-year-old girl in science. I had to explain in detail of what the real Big Bang theory was, as she only knew about the show. Later, I heard I was reported by her because apparently, "I was trying to convert her to Scientology." I now know why she needed a tutor. FML

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML


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On 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm - misc - by Parusu - United States (Florida)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML


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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by dareyale (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML


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On 06/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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