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AlaskaKid95
  • Town/Country : Fort Greely
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlaskaKid95 : I'm pretty sarcastic and if I say something that offends you, go suck a dick. But seriously it's the Internet, get over it. Feel free to message me, but if it's about something "mean" I said to you, don't waste your time or mine. (:

I really hate people that can't spell, especially if you're an adult. I'm not a grammar Nazi, but come on, It just makes you look unintelligent.
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Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28759) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

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