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Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21829) - you deserved it (2683)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36130) - you deserved it (12810)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26096) - you deserved it (4925)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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59 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States



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