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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 February 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Alanah101 : The meaning of Alanah is \"precious; awakening\". ;) Thought I would share that with y\'all.

I love photography and all kinds of art. Life is hectic right now. These FML stories are lifting my spirits. lol. That\'s all for now. Dueces!

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Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27898) - you deserved it (3598)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25774) - you deserved it (4406)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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