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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About AlanaAviani : Some people say, you don't know what you have until you've lost it... You DO know what you have but you just never though you would lose it.

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Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58669) - you deserved it (4674)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37483) - you deserved it (16313)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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