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Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
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On 08/02/2012 at 9:00am - love - by opinaise - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML
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On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
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On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States
Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by NeedHeadPhone (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
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On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
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On 04/29/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Cammy (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
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