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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Al_HyLo : I'm Alan 16 from Wexford Ireland. I enjoy long walks on the beach and a good pair of slacks. Later in life a doctor will tell me I have the iq of 48 and am what is known as mentally retarded.

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Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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