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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 589
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About Al_HyLo : I'm Alan 16 from Wexford Ireland. I enjoy long walks on the beach and a good pair of slacks. Later in life a doctor will tell me I have the iq of 48 and am what is known as mentally retarded.

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Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML


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