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AlWAYSN4EVR

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AlWAYSN4EVR

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AlWAYSN4EVR : I got 99 problems but you won't be one.

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Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

#20925183
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27217) - you deserved it (39064)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

#20825416
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54284) - you deserved it (7122)

On 08/07/2013 at 11:46am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering "that's what she said" during the eulogy. FML

#20817315
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45706) - you deserved it (2781)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:58pm - misc - by fuck people (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML

#20710332
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39975) - you deserved it (4306)

On 06/06/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by :( (man) - United States

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

#20135712
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22487) - you deserved it (1652)

On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25690) - you deserved it (1937)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

#18464914
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22127) - you deserved it (2236)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML

#5893479
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58511) - you deserved it (3684)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML

#3905141
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10862) - you deserved it (63808)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by hoho5191 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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