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Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML

#20580770
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I agree, your life sucks (14560) - you deserved it (36063)

On 04/08/2013 at 3:20pm - misc - by nosey (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50933) - you deserved it (5371)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
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I agree, your life sucks (29026) - you deserved it (12419)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48833) - you deserved it (5577)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by snitchovich (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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