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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

#21389410
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28440) - you deserved it (3404)

On 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

#17575849
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27969) - you deserved it (5830)

On 08/25/2011 at 6:16am - money - by Topher (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41538) - you deserved it (7584)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

#7097610
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9124) - you deserved it (31519)

On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

#6354900
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41348) - you deserved it (2900)

On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)



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