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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 April 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2926
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I finished the kayak I have been working on for four years. I can't get it out of my basement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40140) - you deserved it (23466)

On 07/30/2013 at 10:13am - misc - by kayak probs - United States (Connecticut)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45218) - you deserved it (5068)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States



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