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Visits<b>USCBOY_69</b> - the 07/20/2013 at 3:49am

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1156950) - you deserved it (115921)

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