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AkMetal
  • Town/Country : Anchorage, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AkMetal : I love music (metal and rock only), tattoos, and anything that has to do with the metal life style, and hockey.

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Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44045) - you deserved it (3656)

On 04/04/2013 at 11:12am - misc - by NotASize0 (woman) - Denmark

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43662) - you deserved it (15065)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24542) - you deserved it (5316)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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