About AislinP : Just the average FML wanderer with the occasional question or comment.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by The V Sal - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by joe - United States (California)
Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25045) - you deserved it (1815)
On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML
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On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
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On 11/17/2008 at 11:42pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version
Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
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