About AislinP : Just the average FML wanderer with the occasional question or comment.
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AislinP's favorite FMLs
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
by The V Sal / 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by fmlfmboyfriendah / 02/13/2009 at 9:37am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by a genius / 02/12/2009 at 8:28am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by WestboroBC / 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by joe / 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by Lars / 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Damm / 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Health
by sampaloompy / 01/08/2009 at 3:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML
Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
by Hth / 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm / United States (Delaware) / Love
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, I lost my wallet during a flight. I figured it was in a bag that I had given to an attendant… Today, I was in the middle of watching this awesome show on Hulu. I was halfway through the season… Today, I went for an operation. Only to walk out with my gallbladder still there and the news I am…