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AislinP's favorite FMLs
Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML
by Anonymous / 05/21/2011 at 10:18am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by wolfie898 / 05/21/2011 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
by Max Flynn / 05/20/2011 at 6:07am / Miscellaneous
by BrownDump / 05/14/2011 at 6:43am / United States / Health
Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Burnt / 05/02/2011 at 5:33am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
by Laci / 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
by spiderwoman / 04/15/2011 at 7:47am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Animals
by HWS / 04/15/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by ihateseagulls / 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML
by Nate / 03/31/2011 at 11:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear.… Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't… Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I…