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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2556
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AislinP : Just the average FML wanderer with the occasional question or comment.

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Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

#16278743
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32286) - you deserved it (6969)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

#16263941
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23504) - you deserved it (13157)

On 05/20/2011 at 6:07am - misc - by Max Flynn -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35686) - you deserved it (9891)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34738) - you deserved it (12401)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

#16019249
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23597) - you deserved it (3514)

On 05/02/2011 at 1:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

#16016488
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8710) - you deserved it (54949)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

#15991083
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30054) - you deserved it (20102)

On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

#15911784
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22024) - you deserved it (3597)

On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

#15793137
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17456) - you deserved it (27755)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29417) - you deserved it (7080)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

#15683687
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19160) - you deserved it (2813)

On 04/07/2011 at 7:28pm - misc - by ihateseagulls (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70381) - you deserved it (5725)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23553) - you deserved it (30438)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

#15574334
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18808) - you deserved it (21211)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Nate (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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