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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3691
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AislinP : Just the average FML wanderer with the occasional question or comment.

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:26pm

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Today , I Was Cuddling Up On The Couch With My Girlfriend,hen My Drunken Mother Walked In The Room , Slurred Out , "Room 4 One More?" And Leaped On Top Of Us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31979) - you deserved it (2822)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (73928)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Taday while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24672) - you deserved it (2397)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learnd that hairdo must resemble a rat . I found out when a hawk swoopd down an dug its claws into head while I was sunbathing . FML

#18408881
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22517) - you deserved it (5667)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing looool her boyfriend. Since it startd to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punchd me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35528) - you deserved it (3977)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

I was watching my cousin shoot at target on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister askd him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smild at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obviou enough. It hurts. FML

#17995977
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27007) - you deserved it (2877)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to mah gyn to seehat a painful lump is under mah armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milkhen I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36242) - you deserved it (2510)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my grandmother pulld down her pants and looool screamd, ( Kiss my ass ) in the middle of a packd restaurant . FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (2805)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (4383)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in mah ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36022) - you deserved it (2596)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I fell asleephile watching an action movie. My newly installd surround sound system scard me so bad that I fell off the couch an smashd my face on our coffee table. FML

#17171472
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (11437)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on father an brother attempting to harmonize thier farts!! FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31093) - you deserved it (5253)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today... I Got A Nose Bleed In The Ladies Bathroom. An Old Lady Comes Out Of A Stall An Says... "Oh... Your Nose Is Bleeding. Well I Shit Pants. I'm Sure It'll Come Out In The Wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23783) - you deserved it (2236)

On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends . When our team hit a home run, mah grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air . fat FML

#17026293
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29968) - you deserved it (5178)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY, AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, MAH DAD DROVE PAST, PULLD OVER, ROLLD DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKD, "ARE YOU TIRD OF WALKING?" TOHICH I REPLID "YES!" JUST AS I REACHD FOR THE CAR DOOR, HE YELLD "RUN A WHILE" AND SPD OFF. FML

#16914015
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33782) - you deserved it (5249)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)



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