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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 May 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 965
  • Number of comments : 275
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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On 12/29/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
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I agree, your life sucks (31515) - you deserved it (2616)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
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I agree, your life sucks (31515) - you deserved it (2616)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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On 12/14/2011 at 12:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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