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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 696
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

#18869221
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24517) - you deserved it (3527)

On 01/21/2012 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (2526)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17003) - you deserved it (23110)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

#18561391
291 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

#18381976
114 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)

Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML

#18326133
134 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 11:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

#18162827
124 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by sophhiee - United States (Maryland)

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

#18162768
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26084) - you deserved it (3431)

On 11/05/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by mcadabax (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

#18138083
159 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

#18137857
203 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by brie - United States (California)

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

#17920889
207 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20505) - you deserved it (44503)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
214 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)



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