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About AirBusDriver : Sportfishing guide for salt and freshwater, outdoor sports nut, airline Mgr. global traveler, seasonal seaplane operator. Cooking for two...

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AirBusDriver's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML


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On 08/22/2015 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML


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On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by MIB thingy please... (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML


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On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30944) - you deserved it (11902)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

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