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About AirBusDriver : Outdoor sports nut, airline manager, global traveler, seasonal seaplane operator. Cooking for two...
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML
Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Friday 5 February 2016