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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 16
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Today, my husband bleached his hair so, ( our future kids will have blond hair too. ) I'm already married to this guy. fat FML

#18904697
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35098) - you deserved it (7145)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

TODAY MY BOSS FIRD ME BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE HER EX-BOYFRIEND. FML

#18894125
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27428) - you deserved it (2103)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeles man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's cuz he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-oldhite woman. real FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2480)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeles man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's cuz he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-oldhite woman. real FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2480)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday I found out tat ma boyfriend is a Mormon,en is moter greeted me saying ow appy se was er son ad found imself a Mormon girlfriend. I know noting about Mormonism, except fromat I've seen on Sout Park, and I'm an ateist. FML

#18830961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29380) - you deserved it (5802)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of ( likes ) I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14250) - you deserved it (33464)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

#18819143
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (6893)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes!! She did, and I'm now single!! FML

#18795232
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44340) - you deserved it (5293)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes!! She did, and I'm now single!! FML

#18795232
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44340) - you deserved it (5293)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at mah lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away an said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (4933)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, I sold ma Xbox an Kinect to a guy. I forgot tat sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, an te Kinect would make videos. Tis guy now as videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12812) - you deserved it (46732)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Actually Took Pleasure In Sniffing Mah Armpits After 2 Days Of Not Showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7872) - you deserved it (37458)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend dumpd me cuz I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30214) - you deserved it (53662)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wereing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo . mega FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14293) - you deserved it (44104)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)



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