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by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by bluesox4 / 02/06/2012 at 12:50am / United States (Utah) / Love
by WayTooMuchFacebook / 02/04/2012 at 12:07am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Mrs. Man / 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by Arniii / 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Random / 01/31/2012 at 9:41am / United States / Love
Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2012 at 4:00am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
by Rachal / 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2012 at 2:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm / United States / Love
by maryfaithh / 01/27/2012 at 11:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking.… Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes… Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked…