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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (20 years)
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Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (63786)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found a bug undar mah foraskin. big fat FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29270) - you deserved it (19154)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a ( mutual decision ), and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML

#19281871
93 comments

Today, wilst stacking te dis waser I dropped a steak knife . Luckily, I caugt it just before it it ma foot . I fist-pumped to celebrate ma amazing catc an stabbed myself in te ceek . My parents couldn't stop lauging all te way to te ospital . fat FML

#19277345
154 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I called mah wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant . She didn't answer . Instead she showed up at mah work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off mah desk . FML

#19255616
181 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, I Was Dabating If I Actually Do Talk To Mysalf. I Was Having This Convarsation With Mysalf. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today, ma new roommate told me e was bisexual . A little concernd, I opend up and told im tat made me uncomfortable . His reply: "O don't worry, I'm only attractd to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

TODAY, I SAW A PICTURE OF MY CREEPY UNCLE AND ME ON FACEBOOK, WIC E AD CAPTIONED "ME AND MY WOMAN," AND POSTED SEVERAL LEWD COMMENTS ON. I GUESS E FORGOT I'M IS FRIEND ON FACEBOOK. MEGA FML

#19161997
171 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Yesterday, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" 4 being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8441) - you deserved it (19077)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I cummed ome from out of state. I found out someone online ad told my usband tat te "fumes" from ot sowers can be letal. As a precaution, e removed te draft-blocking batroom door to make sure it's "properly ventilated." FML

#19116671
101 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by marriedtoaretard (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday my boyfriend poked me on Facebook!! I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks!! FML

#19112130
95 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 12:40am - love - by Skullie - United States (Ohio)

Today I Was Holding Mah 3 Year Old Brother, And Apparently He Thinks It's Hilarious To Pull Mah Tank Top Down And Scream ''BOOBS!'' In Public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

I walkd out onto te driveway to find ma mom standing on te wet pavement... screaming at te worms tat ad come out after te rain... saying tat tey were "on private property" and tat tey were "trespassing." All of our niegbor ad come out of tere ouse to watc. FML

#19085397
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (1963)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)



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