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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

#75423
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40258) - you deserved it (21868)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53036) - you deserved it (8409)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

#40006
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29308) - you deserved it (5820)

On 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm - misc - by crazycutie1027 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

#18155
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37502) - you deserved it (2923)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13095) - you deserved it (64525)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

#5133
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28727) - you deserved it (3479)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

#4714
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23322) - you deserved it (2558)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25422) - you deserved it (2372)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25639) - you deserved it (7004)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26776) - you deserved it (3058)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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